If you're
having a problem with some sneaky software, please fill out and submit ye old bug report form below. You may also want to check out the list of known problems. If what you want to tell me is really
more of a suggestion (ie., "don't give up your day job") or a request for
enhancement, please use my suggestion form instead.

When you submit your bug report, I'll enter it into my database for tracking purposes
along with the name under which you accessed this web (hmm, it seems to be
"anonymous," imagine that). After an initial assessment by our support
department (that's me), the resolution of the problem will be assigned to an appropriate
engineer (that's me, too). Periodically I will post notices regarding bugs reported by
customers in the Known Problems section of this page, and tips
or workarounds on the FAQ page.
Please be as specific as possible when describing the problem.
The following is a list of some known problems with my software; I am working to
correct them for the next release.